Fuck the Gas Giants. Non-terrestrial shits. It's like going outside in just a blanket and not clothes - illegal because it doesn't count because it's too poofy. Fucking indecent.
Fuck Jupiter. It's not even that fucking big, it just takes up a lot of space. It's just fucking colored air, not even rocks.
Uranus.
Neptune probably also sucks, it's just a worthless fucking planet the astronauts didn't even answer my question about it, it's so stupid.
Venus is just fucking dumb, I'm not even mad it's just fucking dumb. It does this to itself and shouldn't even be here but still fuck Venus. It's not even worth it, it's just fucking dumb as shit.
Saturn is still good and cool though, but the other gas giants fucking suck.
Fuck the Gas Giants, except Saturn, which is okay.